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"The question is. Do you remembere where you buried your feelings?"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The Map of the human brain

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

Sigmund Freud.

X-ray Psychology.

Unguided imagery

Rodin's Thinker.

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

Brainstorm in progress.

Roland, the schizophrenic cowboy.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"Have you tried just giving your head a shake?"

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

Stealing thoughts.

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

A Padlock and a Pet Key.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

'There is nothing physically wrong. It needs a psychiatrist.'

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"My System 1 tells me she's articulate, capable, shrewd. My System 2 says BIMBO."

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

Freedom

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'