Emotion Excavator T-Shirts

Will assuage guilt for money.

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

Wall St. or True Love.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Large Emoticon Collider

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"Feel better, dear?"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Rodin's THE FEELER

"The artist-in-residence is struggling a bit, but other than that we're fine."

Classic Emojis for sale.

"You're not sick, you're just in love." "I'd like a second opinion."