Those Intrigued By Hybrid Creatures T-Shirts

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Viking Loch Ness

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"It's the adorable snowman!"

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Mermaids in love

Meowlzebub

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"Love your ambiance!"

Beauty and the Beast

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind