Those Intrigued By Hybrid Creatures T-Shirts

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

Viking Loch Ness

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Bigfoot and his wife...Bignose.

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

'Leo, did you forget to walk the snail?'

"It's the adorable snowman!"

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'It's the abominable snowman!'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Meowlzebub

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

Mermaids in love

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

Death Styles of the Rich and Famous

"It's a full moon somewhere."