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"I don't know whether we should keep it a secret or call the world press!?"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Audio Books

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"He's a Crocodoodle."

Chickenspox

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Replacements for Extinct Animals

A Kangermoo

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I'll need a three iron."

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

"Whoever she is...she's one hell of an egg donor."

"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"

Fauna Hybrids

Bipartisan.

'I've got no idea either, but I bet you won't find two of them.'

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

Recombinant DNA

'Hybrid Genetix: Sand Snullet.'

"Dammit! I failed again trying to create a centaur, a minotaur and a mermaid."

'Sorry I'm late, but I'm actually driving one of these things.'

"I'm trying to make milk out of wool."

'How much to let the fenders out a little?'

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

Man driving car using feet: 'Stinkin' hybrid!'

"It's a pluot—an apricot that self-identifies as a plum."

'When you said you were getting me a hybrid for transportation, I had envisioned something else.'

Ficken or Chish?

"The worst thing about selling electric cars? The jokes about sticker shock."

"I don't usually show this on the first date, but I thought you'd like to see my bear-ass."

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.