Those In Love Limbo T-Shirts

The rocky road to recovery from an infatuation with a perfect stranger.

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Cupid

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"Everybody meets online these days."

Puppy Love

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

'What, not even a kiss first?'

"If this means we're married the future looks gnarly."

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

Heart is sewn back together.

Actually, the Sandman's little brother, 'Boulder Boy' could get people asleep a whole lot quicker.

"I followed the money and it led me to Edgar."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

Old Love

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