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You are Here- But Do You Know Where Your Kids Are?

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'It looks like our data.'

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

Bureau of Missing Persons

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

'Special offer today -TWO for one, sir!'

Golfers lost on the road

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Happy Valentine!

Directions.

'Next time, spring for a little more, and get a GOOD GPS'

'My member requires some interest.'

Fishing poles/Honeymoon gondolas.

A stranger in paradise.

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

"By God, you're right. This is a three day weekend."

Weary man at Lost Property depatment. Assistant says: 'Sorry sir, no one has handed in your mojo.'

Petting in the park.

The Joy of Hex

'...so you wouldn't have to spend any money in the pub.'

'It must be love, when he kisses me, my heart quakes 5.7 on the richter scale.'

How oysters get engaged: 'Oh Rodolfo...It's exquisite.'

"Mittens found it! It was stuck in the sofa."

Pregnant