Thoreau Enthusiast T-Shirts

Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Yes, all at once!'

Don Quixote

"Oh, this old thing?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Sue the Author 3PM

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Swiss army knife

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Barb's such a fast reader."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Moby Dick

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.