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Unbeknown to others, Thoreau would sometimes, in the middle of the night, sneak out for a few odds and ends.

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

'He likes to power nap.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Yes, all at once!'

Don Quixote

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Swiss army knife

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

Sue the Author 3PM

"The knights of the round accent table"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"Oh, this old thing?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

It was the best of times, it was the wasrtn blanfil trmsl... It was the bnarfy foodel pook. Arghh! Darn reader's block.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Moby Dick

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

"Barb's such a fast reader."