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Deaf in Venice

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

'Say, please.'

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

'Why does the vicar keep saying 'Bless you' when nobody is sneezing?'

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

Architecture Books

One Man Band

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

Greek Crisis

Dignity and Impudence.

Biden Wins

'You're so meadow dramatic!'

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

"Your Honour, may I approach the bench?" And what's the magic word?

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

A simple guide to political right philosophy

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."

'Holding the door open? Where are your manners, son?!'

"Looks like the Nebr. GOP Governor's race is underway. . ."

Impeachment Chapter III

"Nice job on the shrew. Tomorrow let's try Hamlet."

"Well, it looks like it's just me left to get toasted. Have a great day!"

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

"You see, manners are not dead: I've received a "Thank You" card from the guy I saved last week..."