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Deaf in Venice

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Bette Midler

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

'Say, please.'

"My name is Bob and I'm looking for a 'Yesirree' man."

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'Why does the vicar keep saying 'Bless you' when nobody is sneezing?'

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'

"Would you please sip your drink and not swill it!"

'Try hitting him harder.' 'Is that all you have to say?' 'Try hitting him harder, PLEASE.'

Architecture Books

Greek Crisis

Dignity and Impudence.

One Man Band

' Hey...he's not eating like a pig.'

Biden Wins

'The aurora borealis. Which is why you should never name something with your mouth full.'

'You're so meadow dramatic!'

A simple guide to political right philosophy

"Not so loud, sweetie. We're in Europe."

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

"Looks like the Nebr. GOP Governor's race is underway. . ."

"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."

'Holding the door open? Where are your manners, son?!'

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

Impeachment Chapter III

"Your Honour, may I approach the bench?" And what's the magic word?

"Well, it looks like it's just me left to get toasted. Have a great day!"

"Nice job on the shrew. Tomorrow let's try Hamlet."