Thirst Quenchers Gifts

"I'm addicted to water."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Beer Order

Cheese Pile

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

Freddie's water

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'I'm really thirsty.'

Misread tsp as tbsp.

"But we already had sex."

"Okay, we've donated to the Food Bank, Feed the Hungry, Food for Life, Hunger Helpers, Starving World, Second Helpings. . . is anyone else getting hungry?"

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

"This artificial flavouring doesn't taste like artificial flavouring."

'To you it may contain 'a surfeit of soluble, optically active carbohydrates derives from higher alcohols'. To me, it's sweet.'

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

"Yeah, its warm..."

'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'

Clown crawling through the desert moaning, 'Seltzer... seltzer.'

"My doctor said I need to get much more rest so I'm going to eat enough sweets to go into a diabetic coma."

a drink at the pub

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

"So, when did you first have these overwhelming urges to spend �100s on therapy?"

Australian Crawl

'I just spent forty years in the desert with Moses. Can we get a cold drink?'

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

Jimmy got out of the whole lemonade stand business and targeted a smaller, more lucrative demographic.

"Five days won't be much of a vacation. We need a day to travel ther eand return, and when we get there he needs three days to unwind."

Sparkling water with a slice of lemon...

'All day I faced the barren waste without a taste of water... cool... clear...'