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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

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Twenty-first century baby walker

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Computer games

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

Your Future Home.

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"