Third Attempt At Bar Exam Pillows

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'This is my partner. He'll be taking care of the small print.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

I love Lawyers

Before the Internet

Barristers

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Truth

Planet of the Lawyers

"We make crime pay."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

Robert Macaire as a Solicitor

"He belongs to a lawyer."

Lady Justice.

Loopholes

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

I'm a paralegal, it's like a flying doctor, only it's about law.

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

Arrogant junior barrister

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

'Then if there are no objections, we will recess until tomorrow morning.'

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

I Litigate Therefore I Am.