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"Why, sir, I'm beginning to think you don't value my creativity!"

Henri is embarrassed about working at a discount think tank.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"What was I thinking?!"

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

The Politics of Food.

Progress?

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

CREEPY AF AI

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"An equation for your thoughts?"

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

Bertrand Russell

Lotus Position: 'I'm a fiscal conservative, but a liberal on social issues and the environment...'

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"