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"Why, sir, I'm beginning to think you don't value my creativity!"

Henri is embarrassed about working at a discount think tank.

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"What was I thinking?!"

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'Einstein's blackboard as he left it'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

The Politics of Food.

Progress?

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'Turn your thinking cap around, Robert.'

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

"An equation for your thoughts?"

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'It seems like a good invention now, but someday there'll be millions of these things, all crashing into each other.'

CREEPY AF AI

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'Your cat seems to have thought outside the box, Mr. Schrodinger.'

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

'Well, so much for that round-earth theory of yours, smart guy.'

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

Bertrand Russell

Well at least we can handle these rocks.

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"