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Brainstorming Session...

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

Light Bulb Moment

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Bright idea

The Thought Process.

"It's o.k., come on out."

Rodin's Thinker.

"So what makes you think you're the man for the job?"

The first week of the brainstorming session went slowly.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

Men in office, pose as Rodin's: The Thinker. A sign on the wall reads: THINK.

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"Lucky Guess."

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

"The boss spent the day bouncing ideas off me!"

The Economy of Ideas

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

'I don't really analyse dreams. I analyse why you think your dreams are worth analysing.'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

A man walks on the sidewalk trailing thought bubbles behind him.

'OK Sheldon - which part of the Unified Field Theory do you not understand?'

A walking brain, with legs, and a head (or is it a mask?)

I've got a new theory, Randy, and it's going to shock the world. Why? Because it's pretty much irrefutable. You know how when you're in the bathroom, it feels like five minutes have passed … but to those waiting to use it, it feels like forever? Yes … And you know how when you're at the event horizon of a black hole, five minutes to you actually is forever to the rest of the universe? ... I think we'd better alert Neil Degrasse Tyson. I call it the Time Toilation Theory.

'But how does it feel to misunderstand how you might think about not knowing what to believe?'

Then the tree walked away, and I said good-bye to it... what a dumb dream... whose idea was it to analyse my ideas.

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

"I tried bouncing a few ideas off Bob but they bounced back."

Here's a brain teaser: Is it possible to be enlightened and not know it?

'Professor, what's the antimatter?'