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The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

Applause

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Tabletop Theatre

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Henrik Ibsen,

Harriet Walter

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Ventriloquist Grave

Giuseppe Verdi

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

The Music Lover.

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

"The guy's a natural!"

More Arts Council cuts...

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"They're texting it in."

James Levine

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

Sir John Barbirolli

Louis Antoine Jullien

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

Antonin Dvorak

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Violinists.

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

Sid James

Giuseppe Verdi