Thespian Romantic Prints

"I was Mrs. Webb in my high-school production of 'Our Town.' Who were you?"

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

Tabletop Theatre

Henrik Ibsen,

Harriet Walter

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Ventriloquist Grave

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"They're texting it in."

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Robotic Prince Hamlet holding a human skull and saying "To be or not to be".

"He stowed his own bag, closed the bin, buckled his seat belt, then watched the whole safety demo...it was love at first flight!"

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

'Love what you've done with your hair.'

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

'He looks promising!'... 'So far he hasn't made any.'

"I think she really like me. She held my hand almost as long as she held her phone."

'Listen, I like you and everything, but your dad is way too scary...'

"He's been mentioned as a possible husband."

"Before I give you my answer I just gotta be sure you ain't one of them nasty olee-garks I've been hearing about."