Thespian Supporter Pillows

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

Applause

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Tabletop Theatre

Henrik Ibsen,

Harriet Walter

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Giuseppe Verdi

Ventriloquist Grave

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

'The actors guild suspended my membership.'

The Music Lover.

"They're texting it in."

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

More Arts Council cuts...

"The guy's a natural!"

James Levine

Comedy, Tragedy and News.

Louis Antoine Jullien

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

"I'm retired actor Daniel Day Lewis. They thought I was I was good. They don't know how good."

Antonin Dvorak

Violinists.

"There's a big difference between being a method actor and a meth OD'd actor, Burt."

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

"O.K., I just found my wife in bed with my best friend and I go into a rage. What's my motivation?"

Sid James

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

Giuseppe Verdi