Thesaurus Enthusiast Prints

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

'...I love it when you talk dirty!'

"If loving school is erroneous...I don't want to be correct."

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

'The ladykin lived in a mickle biggin of cipolin.'

'You're right, Mr, Haskins, those were extremely 'normal' word associations. Now let's try it without the thesaurus.'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

Department of Lexicography: "Want to knock off early and go out for some alphabet soup?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Swiss army knife

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

His Master's Thesis.

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Myths and legends...

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."