Monster Enthusiast Prints

Frankenstein's Reading Light

'...and once again we have interruption of play caused by movement behind the bowler's arm.'

"My God—do you suppose it can read?!"

"It's for panic attacks. Hand them out to people you meet."

'Yes I saw it, but we're here to hunt ducks! Try to stay focused, Bob!'

"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

'I told you, Frank, if you're going to invite your werewolf buddies over, you have to clean up after them!'

Godzilla's Dentist.

"Peanuts, lactose and gluten are fine. I'm checking for garlic."

'You'll be happy to know I'll be moving out of your closet as soon as there's a vacancy under your bed.'

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'You're lucky -I'm turning into my mother'

"Shouldn't Willis be in the bed and his imaginary monster under it?"

"...This one's out of focus...and this one...Heck, they're ALL out of focus!!"

'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'

Monsters won't eat you if they're not hungry. So, each night, Mom makes it a sandwich. If I keep my room tidy.

"I don't think of myself as a wolf man or a wolf woman-I'm just a human, who is also a wolf, who eats humans."

Bridezilla

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

"You can call me Andy. What can I call you?"

Godzilla's Mom.

"Waste of money, I've been here 200 years and never yet seen a monster."

Loch Ness - "Get ready with the net Frank."

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

Wolfman riding in the Car

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

'Don't mind us, we're just passive bystanders.'

'I give up, what is nine feet tall and has two fangs and has hair all over its body?'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'It's not about fire or angry villagers. We need to address your negative body image.'

"Get him! He's wearing a blazer with a turtleneck!"

'The good news is it's not mice.'

"Ich habe einen ziemlich miesen DNA-Tag."