Thesaurus Enthusiast Pillows

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

'...I love it when you talk dirty!'

"If loving school is erroneous...I don't want to be correct."

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

Man sees door to Thesaurus company that has sign posted: 'Absent Ingesting Comestibles'.

'The ladykin lived in a mickle biggin of cipolin.'

'You're right, Mr, Haskins, those were extremely 'normal' word associations. Now let's try it without the thesaurus.'

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

Ninedency: A budding tendency

'What's with the Thesaurus - trying to find a clinical term for love?'

Department of Lexicography: "Want to knock off early and go out for some alphabet soup?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Dead Funny

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Swiss army knife

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

His Master's Thesis.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

Giant Monster in Bath

Myths and legends...

Horror Stories.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'