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"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

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'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

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Toys in the DVD Player.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

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"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'Storm'

Babies

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

When a nanosecond is forever.

"There's a grouch on my couch."

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

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The First Supper

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

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Crying parent holds crying baby.

Men Working Since 1931

Firemen keeping their fire under control.