Thermostat Tamers Mugs

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Toys in the DVD Player.

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

'I changed my mind...I'm not thirsty anymore.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

'Storm'

Babies

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

When a nanosecond is forever.

"You'll thank me when you see the heating bill."

The First Supper

Quick Response Forces at East 89th Street

Companies are looking for alternative transportation

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

"You sure you don't wanna turn the AC down just a tad?"

"There's a grouch on my couch."

'He's been a lot better behaved since getting that laptop.'

Crying parent holds crying baby.

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