Therapy Token Gifts

The trauma of losing.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Postwar is hell."

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

Pet a Puppy

Couples' therapy

Window Treatment