Therapy Survivor Pillows

"Well, back to therapy."

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Fight or Flight

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Window Treatment

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"Don't worry about missing the meeting, Henshaw. We assigned all the actions to you."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Evil Exams!

'Who wants to work late again, raise your hands.'

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Danger Slow Sand.

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'I hate Mondays.'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'Your inferiority complex is better than mine.'

'Not only does he suffer from anxiety, he makes everyone else suffer from it too.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."