Retail Therapy Survivor Pillows

'No, you probably won't find what you need and I'm not going to help you look for it!'

Your money or your time - Customer Service

Under New, Even Worse Management.

"What's wrong with you? This isn't what I want! Do you know what you're doing? Can you get me a smarter clerk?"

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'She's so put together!'

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Everything's gone up."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

Kensington Fluffies