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"Tell me..How do you feel about being abducted?"

'So, who's not a happy bunny?'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"Did you honestly expect our couples therapist to know when Jacoby Ellsbury will be off the disabled list?!"

'Life can be tough, Peel.' - 'Yes.' - 'But you have to stay positive.' - 'Yes' - 'You have to keep telling yourself, 'This loser is funding my holiday to Hawaii.' - 'Yes.'

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

'I told you he had a temper.'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

A therapist laughing behind the back of his patient who is an upset looking clown.

'The only reason she keeps me is to rub out her bed wrinkles.'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

'You know, I'll be honest...I don't think you two mix very well with one another.'

'Well, John, in the past two years you've gone from being extremely depressed to being basically unhappy like the rest of us. My work here is done.'

"No, it's not a Rorscach test, it's a really nasty damp patch."

As an experienced counsellor, she could see that their relationship had been doomed from the start.

'Are you having a mid-life crisis?', 'Let's hope so.'

"Your wife is here to shed some light on your version of the story."

"I have a recurring dream that I have a recurring dream, but I can't remember what it is!"

The baseball players psychiatrist.

'Everytime I look at another man he hits the ceiling.'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."