Therapy Session Explorer Gifts

"Welcome,everyone. It's lovely to see so many faces here this morning."

Sex Therapist office 'in' 'out' 'in' 'out' 'in'

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

'I told you he had a temper.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

"No, not us. Do something every day that scares you."

'I don't know, doc. I'm okay. It's just that I don't feel as happy as a clam.'

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

Tomb with a knight and his psychiatrist.