Therapy Navigator Prints

"The therapist helped Jack overcome his fear of commitment."

In the Guru District

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"We'll always have couples therapy."

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

'Great Therapy!'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"The whole time we were dating, he kept saying, 'You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"There's something I have to tell you."

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

Can we talk about our attorney-client relationship?

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.