Therapy Navigator Pillows

"The therapist helped Jack overcome his fear of commitment."

In the Guru District

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'I want to forewarn you that my HMO won't approve any treatment that uses a needle.'

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"We'll always have couples therapy."

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

'Great Therapy!'

"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"Of course I won't forget to tell you when quarantine's over!"

"There's something I have to tell you."

'Your wife says you act like a fool. I thought you said she never pays attention to you.'

"Do we go out or do we stay home and open a can of worms?"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

Can we talk about our attorney-client relationship?

'When I said I would move mountains for you, it was just a figure of speech!'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."