Rehab Navigator Prints

'Get out! You'll never rehab in this town again!!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Bad for you but to die for

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

The Fast Lane.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"I am not asking for directions."

Better times ahead.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Battery Lighthouse

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'In the doctor's defense, there have been no serious post operative complications.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

"You are here"

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

Set sail

"Your Majesty, my voyage will not only forge a new route to the spices of the East but also create over three thousand new jobs."