Therapeutic Traffic Navigator Prints

"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Cars.

"I know you're wrong, I just can't get the computer to say it yet."

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

"No internet connection"

'I was working on my online degree, until my computer went on sabbatical.'

'I know people who know people who can't do a damn thing for me.'

Road Construction.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

'I'm from the temp agency, who are you?'

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"This is fine as far as it goes. From here on, it's who you know."

"I'm getting the hang of the patient portal. It reminded me to refill my beta blocker, but I keep getting ads. Can you prescribe a good pop-up blocker too?"

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'