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"I'm right there in the room, and no one even acknowledges me."

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

"You're right, Carl. Everything does suck."

"Listen, I'm going to close my eyes for a short bit but you just keep on talking.".

'And why do you think that people don't take you seriously?'

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"You're completely screwed up."

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"You'll never be a full participant in your mental health care if you keep saying wacky things."

"Teach me not to care."

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

Can I take your disorder?

"I'm afraid that's a wrap for this session!"

"I have this relationship with money, it's complicated."

Sardine psychologist.

"No heroic measures."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."