Therapeutic Landscaper T-Shirts

"Look at that! Mr. Navarro spends all day working on his lawn."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Music Seed

"Mulch madness"

Industrial Beautification van

"Well, since his retirement from British Aerospace the only thing he's managed to do is build a bird table

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"The garden is my résumé."

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

"The cat was there."

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

"I see growth."

The world's first riding lawn mower.

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Yogic Flier / Flymo

Never criticise his creative efforts...

'Mr. Hartley, the motivational speaker is here to talk to your plants.'

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Keep Off The Plastic Grass

Japanese Leylandii Rage.

'And this is our geodesic gnome.'

'Barry's turned his tunnel vision condition to his advantage.'

Bonsai lawnmower.

'The bird bath is broken.'

Gardening Tools