Therapeutic Gardening T-Shirts

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

An old man growing berries

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

The Farmer Sutra.

Plant Lady

Hydroponic Gardening

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

Priest watering his wings.

"I'm thinking about working on something really big, but for now I'm just happy keeping my plants alive."

Pyramid Garden

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

Bishop sprinkling holy water on his potted plants.

"You're right, Helen. Painting IS therapeutic."

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

'Pass me the salt, parsley, marjoram, dill, coriander, fennel, basil, nutmeg, rosemary, thyme, oregano, and pepper please.'

Monk growing flowers which look like his tonsure.

"Shouldn't the question be, who's Waldo?"

"Ruddy Japanese knotweed gets EVERYWHERE."

"I see growth."

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

'I told you to get a move on, now you're completely overgrown.'

Rite of Spring.

Business Widow's Revenge

'Mr. Hartley, the motivational speaker is here to talk to your plants.'

'We planted some birds of paradise for ironic flair.'

Making a Splash: For those who have not tried it before, water gardening can be great fun.

But it is an offence to use a hosepipe without permission from the local authority.