Theory Collector Pillows

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Before the Internet

Jazz is Invented

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

A Freudian slip...

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

Complexity Made Simple.

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Stealing thoughts.

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

Theory A Day Calendar.

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

"Lucky Guess."

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

The Month of July

'15% of Americans don't have chairs in their living rooms, and of that 15%, 73% don't even realize it.'

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Who's Dead

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."