Theoretical Flyer T-Shirts

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

A smiling cyclist

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

You Know You're Old When...

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

Speedy magic carpet.

'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'

Balloon Musician

"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"

Kangaroo in a plane.

Confessions on a plane.

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"

Aviation cocktail

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

'You and your cheap flights!!'

"And then you stick out your thumb like this."

Flight of the paperless plane.

"Hey wow, you're right, Mr Branson! The crushing weight of my climate anxiety does feel a little lighter in zero G."

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

Image of Santa on a plane with a reindeer.