Theoretical Flyer Pillows

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

A smiling cyclist

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

You Know You're Old When...

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

A man jumps out of a window to avoid an injection.

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

"Look at thse plodders down there - what do they know of exhilaration?"

Giant fan blows away paper airplanes.

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Excess Baggage: People will do almost anything to avoid paying those fees for checked baggage.

Aviation cocktail

Kangaroo in a plane.

Balloon Musician

'And how often do you get these urges to fly, Mr Curtis? Mr Curtis...?'

"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Speedy magic carpet.

"The flights are 99p...but it's an extra £435.89 if you want to take them inside the plane!"

Confessions on a plane.

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

'Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

"And then you stick out your thumb like this."

Flying Book Pages

Image of Santa on a plane with a reindeer.

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

'You and your cheap flights!!'