Theology Aficionado Gifts

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Really? - You wrote these with ME in mind?'

The Second-to-last Supper.

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

Pope Pius sainthood.

'Are these in order of importance? - You know, in case there's a conflict?'

'If Satan did all the mischief attributed to him, then, at least, one would have to admire his work ethic.'

"The wages of sin are ... pretty damn attractive."

"Oh, shoot, heh heh. I thought you were Moses. You guys look so much alike."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"OMG, LOL!"

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Stephen Spender.

Schrodinger's Black Box

Nun Fight.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Gunter Grass

Dogma

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Priest

'It wasn't actually written by God. The Lord used holy ghost writers.'

Noel Coward.

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

My Literary Influences

My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.

Ironing Punctuation

"God works in mysterious ways."

'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'