Themed Dining Aficionado Mugs

Chernobyl Chow

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"....and hold the garlic."

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'

Baracracy

Three people view wine price 3 ways.

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.