Theme Dinner Enthusiast Mugs

"Wow!"

"You do like octopus?"

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

"I specialise in themed dinners 'Titanic', 'Armageddon' , 'Towering Inferno'..."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"Joel! Killer crust!"

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

'Who gets the decaf?'

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

'The food is great, but it's embarrassing the way she always insists on burping you.'

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

How to make an unforgettable dinner for four

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

Choice hellhole

'One placebo or two, doctor?'

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

Romantic Frogs

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

The Kids' Table at the Last Supper

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

"The usual."

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

'Tea minus one hour thirty minutes and ten seconds.'

"Don't blame me! Your profile said nothing about a seafood allergy."

"I just love candle-lit dinners."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'