Themed Dinner Host Mugs

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Grace For Flies

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

Party time.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Gesundheit!"

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

Horn of Leftovers

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

A little sharpener before dinner, darling?

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"Wow!"

"A little lamb please."

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"Let that breathe a little. But not too much. My last bottle hyperventilated."

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"Here's to a great post-meal nap."

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

'This soufle is hard.' - 'No it isn't, your teeth are soft.'

"My bouche was not amused."

"Appetizer is almost done."

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

'I always buy him the toughest, chewiest steak. It shuts him right up for half an hour.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

Trustworthy Authority.

"The host? He'll be the guy standing here, alone, when the wine's gone."