Themed Dining Aficionado Prints

Chernobyl Chow

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Which wine would you pair with the complimentary bread and butter?"

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

'In case of fire, don't panic, pay your bill then run like hell.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

Man Trying to Uncork Champagne.

"....and hold the garlic."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Eat Locally - All Roadkill From 8-Mile Radius

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'What do you recommend?.' 'A big tip.'

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"I'll have the prayer breakfast."

"Ah — excellent catsup."

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

"Wow!"

Snow & Flo series: Wedding guests.