Theme Park Thrill-seeker Gifts

Malcolm realised too late that he didn't have opposable thumbs.

End of roller coaster ride with sick looking people. One asks 'Fish and chips anyone?'

Tunnel of love.

'Believe me, he can handle it.'

'You were with Dudley for thirty years...what are you going to do now?' 'I'm going to Disneyland!'

The rocket powered skiier

Snowmobull

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Tunnel of TV

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

An explorer sees a sign in the jungle, which reads: 'You wiil be here'.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

Tunnel of like.

Funnel of Love.

"Now this is a dog park!"

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

Little girl skiing.

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

Mine Shaft of Love.

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'

Jurassic Pork

The interminable!

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

Will accompany your kids on rides so you won't barf - $20.

Weekend Getaways with Ulrich

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

Night of the Living Reindeer

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."