Theme Park Re-opening Mugs

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

End the Winter Blues

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Tunnel of Like.

Tunnel of TV

"Tunnel of love"

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'...Please stop the...'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)

Funnel of Love.

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.

"Now this is a dog park!"

The Reaper's Arms

Tunnel of like.

The Big Game Park

"It's more relevant than some of the other theme parks we've been to."

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

Summer Outing Planning

Mine Shaft of Love.

Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi

'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'