Theme Park Operator Mugs

'Darn good oil that!'

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"First class, or with children?"

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Tunnel of Love/Tunnel of Marriage

Fist Bumper Cars

Hay Rides $10

End the Winter Blues

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

Funnel of Love

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"Tunnel of love"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

Tunnel of Like.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Tunnel of TV

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Last Chance For Reality

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Tunnel of Infatuation