Theme Park Philosopher T-Shirts

"Mike, I have to level with you. I said I liked Disney World, but actually I didn't."

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"I'm bored."

"So, what do you do for play?"

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Sure, I took your shovel. Ethics doesn't kick in for a year or two.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Do you want to talk about it?"

'Play post office? -- I don't like violent games.'

'Don't let them know you're a prodigy. If they find out, they'll take away your teddy bear.'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Philosopher trading cards.

Future Tents

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

Riding the Rollercoaster.

The Big Game Park

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Tunnel of like.

"Now this is a dog park!"