'Tunnel of divorce'
Theme Park Critic Gifts
Seeking a unique gift for the theme park critic in your life? Our collection offers humorous and creative items that celebrate their love for rides and reviews. Perfect for those who enjoy giving their honest opinions with a touch of humor, these products are ideal for sparking smiles and conversations. Whether they’re a seasoned reviewer or just love capturing their park adventures, find something that matches their vibrant personality and passion for theme parks.
'I already work for food. I just want to try a cheeseburger for once!!'
"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"
'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'
'I'd like my £2.50 back'
"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."
Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'
Tunnel of TV
"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"
The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...
Tunnel of Whale Guts
"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."
Riding the Rollercoaster.
The Big Game Park
Funnel of Love.
Cliche Amusement Park. This park is no fun at all --- It's too much like real life! Look, that ride is called "The Emotional Roller Coaster." Over there is "Life's Ups and Downs"! ... and "The Mood Swings"! Look! The good old "Tunnel of Love"! Finally! A ride that's just a fun escape! Out of ardor. "Out of ardor" --- More real life. (Published originally Sept. 4, 2005.)
"Now this is a dog park!"
Tunnel of like.
Stock Market Roller-coaster.
Mine Shaft of Love.
'Tunnel of love, in a cold climate'
Tunnel of Spotty Wi-Fi
Jurassic Pork
"Sorry Kid?"
The interminable!
"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."
Will accompany your kids on rides so you won't barf - $20.
The Rape of Europa
"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."
"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."
Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle
DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.
"So nice to spend a week just ransacking with the kids."
'Here's where things got ugly.'
Monster Roller Coaster
Theme Park Critic Gifts Collection
Theme Park Critic Mugs
Discover a range of mugs perfect for the theme park critic. Browse our collection for humorous, critique-inspired designs that brighten their mornings.
Theme Park Critic Pillows
Add some humor and comfort with our themed pillows. Perfect for the critic who loves to relax in style after a day at the parks.
Theme Park Critic Prints
Decorate their space with prints celebrating their critique passion. Browse colorful, witty designs perfect for any theme park evaluator.
Theme Park Critic T-Shirts
Find a t-shirt that captures their playful critique style. Explore our fun and witty designs made for theme park lovers and critics alike.