Theme Park Aficionado Gifts

Jurassic Pork

Rollercoaster - in and out gates.

'And here you can see one of the incredible boring amusement park rides that were so beloved in the 20th century.'

Klutz discount day at the amusement park.

Tunnel of TV

'Sorry, man, but you're gonna have to sit this one out for several reasons.'

'We don't get many calls for rocket scientists. The closest thing we'd have is a job running the rocket ride at Kiddieland.'

Will accompany your kids on rides so you won't barf - $20.

'It doubles as a thrill ride for fleas.'

"We're hoping to get back to nature in a safe theme park environment."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

Hay Rides $10

End the Winter Blues

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

You must be this tall.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Log Ride

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."

'...Please stop the...'

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Children sitting in bumper cars playing on their cellphones.

The Big Game Park

Tunnel of like.