Theatrical Romantic Gifts

Carmen

Katisha

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

Love.

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

'You're facing the wrong way if you want to watch the movie!'

'And do you, Desiree, take plan B to be your lawfully wedded...'

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

'Come on, you big softy, admit it: Those were real tears at the end of the movie...'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

cinema

'Old black and white movies can be SO romantic.'

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

"What wine would you recommend to compliment stony silence?"

'When the moon is full and you turn into a warewolf, you're a fantastic lover!'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."

Happy Valentine's Day!

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

Music Lesson

"You probably won't like it. Looks like a chick flick."