Theatrical Romantic Gifts

Carmen

Katisha

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Oh, we're not religious. We only go on the solstices and equinoxes."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'If I thought for one moment that you were identifying...!'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"I tried running in gyms, but nothing gets me motivated like running towards a love interest...."

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Love.

What do you mean, you like me. We're love birds!

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?

'You're facing the wrong way if you want to watch the movie!'

"So much for watching a Jane Austen movie with my date. He kept waiting for the car chase!"

'And do you, Desiree, take plan B to be your lawfully wedded...'

Darcy's feelings for Elizabeth increase.

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'Come on, you big softy, admit it: Those were real tears at the end of the movie...'

'Can't we ever just have a conversation?'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"What wine would you recommend to compliment stony silence?"

'Old black and white movies can be SO romantic.'

cinema

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

"Now hold on just a minute! Salad - fine! Chick flix - fine! But I draw the line on video games!"

'When the moon is full and you turn into a warewolf, you're a fantastic lover!'

"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."

Happy Valentine's Day!

A rake jumps from a window onto a horse

Daisy Bates and Harry Morant.

"I can tell—you like my being a little out of control!"

"You had me at chateau."