Theatrical Imagination Gifts

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

The Artist

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Swinging on a star.

Bookworm Sleepover

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

A boy acting suspiciously

Here be dragons.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

Children's Feast.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Alien Snowmen

Modern Major General

Playdough's The Republic

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.