Theatre Night Gifts

"I'm going to pull a seat number from this fish bowl and someone will have a very memorable night at the theater."

Tonight - Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves.

Shepherd and eurydice

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Pirate

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Southwark Fair.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Piracy on a boating lake

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"Bloody hell!"

Modern Major General

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Scarpia from Tosca

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Applause

Silly wig.

Reginald Bunthorne

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'